I have been meaning to do this for a while now. I am in a horrible mood and my new sunshine yellow kurta isn’t helping right now, with PMS doing its bit and all. So don’t expect a masterpiece. Ah well! If you actually read this blog, you are not used to masterpieces anyway. (And with that, I think I am going to lose all my 4 readers and 1 troll :D)
So. This list is of some of the search keywords that led people to this blog in the last 1 year. I wanted this to be a funny post. But I am not feeling too funny today. And for some strange reason I am dying to put this here today. Because I may not survive today. And like they say in Bihar, if you die with an unfulfilled wish, your following life is that of a donkey (gadha janam, they call it). My life right now is not VERY different. But I don’t like how donkeys look.
I am not sure why I talk so much. Here you go..
Tamanna Mishra – I have no idea why or who someone would google me. I do it all the time (ahem!) but why would someone else do it? What the hell. I feel really important :P
Who is Tamanna Mishra – Used Google for the first time, didn’t you, Hunter? Did you find out? Do you like what you see? :P
My memory is failing me – And what can Google do about it? Or me? Try some 30+ capsules instead!
Ishqiya krishna verma spoiler ending – what??? I have no idea what you are talking about. I will pretend it was Naseeruddin Shah, or Arshad Warsi if you will, frantically hunting for something. This has been hunted for 27 times already!
Mutton curry recipe Bihari – Heh heh! The unimaginable has happened. From the unmarriageable type, now people read my recipes on the blog. Ahem. I am a fast learner I say! This one especially makes me proud :P
Be pendi ka lota means what in english – So, you don’t speak English? AND you can’t speak Hindi, clearly. Rapidex needed much?
Feeling peaceful in a city – You are? And you are sure it is not a town in the Himalayas instead? Drop a line? Sigh!
How to resolve a domestic squable – My blog doesn’t even hint at what needs to be done. Email me. Let me explain ;) And while we are at it, let me also tell you the correct spelling of “squable” on email today?
Inspiration for dangling conversation – All I can say is you don’t exactly need inspiration. Just go with the flow. My blog won’t teach you a thing about this. Try Facebook instead :P Unless of course you want to know what inspired my favourite S&G number. That can be categorized as gyaan. And that, my friend, you will NOT find here. Ever.
Tamanna Mishra food/ Kathal ki sabzi/ Tamanna Mishra food review – 1. I am famous :P 2. Food. Me. I know. I know.
Neha Thakur – I am very disappointed. Neha Thakur (the one I know that is) writes like a dream. I am not even close. Do NOT confuse me with her. And do NOT rub it in :P
Peaceful easy feeling clogspot – Misplaced sarcasm. Or just a typo? :D
Sattu/ raju srivastav/ Patna ka afternoon temperature/ Notre Dame Patna – And one more time. Yes I am a Bihari!
Weather Bangalore – And yes. One more time. I am extremely repetitive. And not just on the blog :P
Marshall Goldsmith – Looking for my husband instead? I don’t exactly talk about this Mr Goldsmith as much I endure monologues about him :P
Disclaimer: This blog is no longer on the radar. Fancy that sounded. I just mean I THINK you can no longer find it on Google. I THINK I have managed to change the settings correctly. Drop a line if you find out I am wrong.