On a drunken night out with colleagues…
Mom calls every half hour and asks, “beta ghar kab tak aa jaogi?”
Husband calls once and says, “aaram se aao, have a couple of bottles more. No rush!”
When you finally do get home, in front of Dad you behave more sober than you do even when you really are sober. With the husband you behave more drunk than you really are just to watch the fun. And of course, other pleasures like pick up and some more “happiness” when you finally get home.
Damn! I should have got married the day I was born :D